February 14, 2013

February 14th

Today, most people are celebrating Valentine's Day.  People are giving flowers, jewelry, cards, and chocolates to their loved ones.  Girls have (hopefully) been planning some super kinky sexy time with their husband and have bought little lace outfits, bought some super special oils, and possibly edible undies.

**side note: Adam if you're reading this you're going to be very disappointed tonight.  All I will have is some red beans and rice on the stove and Grey's Anatomy on the tube. LOVE YOU!**

We aren't very big on celebrating holidays.  Sometimes we will get each other a card but that is about it.  Valentine's Day is no different.  I gave Presley a piece of paper to scribble on and then wrote "Happy Valentine's Day!" at the top.  I also bought Adam some m&m's (because I stole his pack), a Hershey's bar, and a half eaten pack of Mini Reese's Cups because I have ZERO self control and ate them last night.

I tossed those at him this morning and we went about our day.  That's as good as it gets around here! I'm pretty low maintenance :)

HOWEVER!

However, today is also National Organ Donor Day AND National Ferris Wheel Day.  Both which sound much more interesting than Valentine's Day!

So, for those of you who want to celebrate the latter holidays- go ahead and donate a body part! I know I'd donate my left arm in return for some Taco Casa that is FO SHO!

I'm out on the Ferris Wheel though, you'll never catch me on one of those (or any sort of fair ride for that matter).

So, Happy Valentine's, Organ Donor, and Ferris Wheel Day!




February 1, 2013

Say Cheese!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, bro's and hoe's...we've hit a little bump in the road.

And let me begin by apologizing to Future Grown-Up Presley for this post.  Honeychild, I know it is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us.  Your situation just so happens to be posted up on the good ol' World Wide Web.  You can thank me by putting me in a horrible home when I'm old and senile.

Here's the lowdown:
Who? Pdizzle
What? Awkward Smile Syndrome
When? Anytime there's a camera in her grill
Where? Basically, the entire face
Why? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DON'T KNOW!

We have entered this phase and I'm not sure how to handle it.  Presley has forgotten how to smile "normally" and instead chooses to aim for the "Wanna Be Asian" smile. While I love asians, I just feel like this isn't a good fit for my only offspring. See for yourself, as I have created a wonderful collage for your viewing pleasure.

Asian DramaBaby

Before all of this came about, I feel like we had mastered the picture taking process.  But that's what kids do.  Once they know you have something all figured out they throw you a curve ball.  So, until I figure out how to deal with all of this I will have to look back on a few pictures that are normal.


I use the term "normal" very loosely because...well...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


Please know that I tried my hardest to find a horrible picture of a baby Adam but was unsuccessful.