Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, bro's and hoe's...we've hit a little bump in the road.
And let me begin by apologizing to Future Grown-Up Presley for this post. Honeychild, I know it is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us. Your situation just so happens to be posted up on the good ol' World Wide Web. You can thank me by putting me in a horrible home when I'm old and senile.
Here's the lowdown:
What? Awkward Smile Syndrome
When? Anytime there's a camera in her grill
Where? Basically, the entire face
Why? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DON'T KNOW!
We have entered this phase and I'm not sure how to handle it. Presley has forgotten how to smile "normally" and instead chooses to aim for the "Wanna Be Asian" smile. While I love asians, I just feel like this isn't a good fit for my only offspring. See for yourself, as I have created a wonderful collage for your viewing pleasure.
Before all of this came about, I feel like we had mastered the picture taking process. But that's what kids do. Once they know you have something all figured out they throw you a curve ball. So, until I figure out how to deal with all of this I will have to look back on a few pictures that are normal.
I use the term "normal" very loosely because...well...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Please know that I tried my hardest to find a horrible picture of a baby Adam but was unsuccessful.