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February 14, 2011

Still a mystery!

Well, the little turd bambino would not spread it's legs today! But trust me, it was not due to lack of preparation on my part! I downed a Mt. Dew and ate a whole sugary pack of Shockers before we went! He/she has their legs crossed the entire time, like just chillin' sitting indian style! It was all,"hey Mom & Dad, no big deal or anything, you've only been waiting for this day forever but I'm more comfortable sitting like this. And Mom, just for payback you're really going to regret that Mt. Dew and candy in about 27 minutes! KthanksbyeHOLLA!"  

Seriously? Seriously.  

Maybe it was the fact that I had already said ," I am NOT leaving here today without knowing what it is.  I will lay on that table all day if I have to!" Yeah, about that, turns out those nurses and techs have better things to do than try to get babies to spread their legs.  She looked for about 3 minutes and decided she was bored and I should come back in 4 weeks.  This is where my inner Bon Qui Qui kicked in and I was all,"Ummmm, rude!" 

Have no fear boys and girls, I don't have to wait 4 weeks, I go back on Friday the 25th at 10:15! 

Good news is that I now have a hunch that it's a girl.  Because when she was trying to see what it was every now and then you could catch a little glimpse of what might be there..or I guess, what wasn't there..if you know what I'm sayin'.  So yes, I feel like even if there was a little somethin' somethin' there, we might have maybe saw it, but there was nothing! I am officially team girl! But I refuse to buy anything until we know because I will jinx it I just know it! I will post the video once it's finished loading on YouTube!

Oh, but then my appointment got even better.  After the ultrasound they had us (me, Adam, and my Mom) go back out into the waiting room until Dr. Ray was was ready for us.  Adam ended up leaving because he had baseball. My Mom stayed and when they called me back again she said she would just wait out in the waiting room.  Doctor came in, said to come back in 2 weeks, then I was on my merry way.  At the little desk where you make your next appointment was a long line & I started to get really, really, really hot a dizzy.  I kept fanning myself and then it was my turn.  The girl said,"Ok, two weeks. Let's resched-...." and I'm all, "Oh $#!@, I will be right back, I'm gonna puke," and took off to the bathroom where a plethora of liquid and colorful shockers came roaring up.  I paint a beautiful picture, don't I? I took care of bizznazz and went and made my appointment, and left.  Totally forgetting about my Mom.  That made for a very confusing phone call but that's neither here nor there.  Point is, I still don't know what I'm growing and I am pissed.  MMMkay? I came home and cried like a baby (because I am mature like that) because I have been quite the delight lately.  To put it best (as Callie on Grey's said).....

I'm a hormonal casserole.

The End.

Baby from behind (see the spine?)


Face on left, arm by mouth, and arrow pointing to a foot!

Wassup!!!!

2 comments:

  1. Oh how frustrating! I would have been so upset! I hope next Friday comes quickly for you :)

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  2. London.. my youngest and SASSIEST did that to me. Good Luck! I love reading your blog! Miss your face!

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